Our friends in Newfoundland have the Lowest Stress rate because they do not take medical terminology serious, you are going to die anyway, so live life and drink till you cannot lift your own mug!
  Newfie  Medical Dictionary
 
 Artery......................... The study of  paintings
 Bacteria....................... Back door to  cafeteria
 Barium........................ What doctors do when patients  die
 Benign........................ What you be, after you  be eight
 Caesarean Section........ A neighborhood in Rome
 Cat  scan........................ Searching for  Kitty
 Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with  her
 Colic.......................... A sheep  dog
 Coma........................... A punctuation  mark
 Dilate......................... To live  long
 Enema..........................Not a  friend
 Fester......................... Quicker than someone  else
 Fibula......................... A small  lie
 Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known
 Labor  Pain................... Getting hurt at work
 Medical Staff.................  A Doctor's cane
 Morbid......................... A higher  offer
 Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day  rates
 Node........................... I knew  it
 Outpatient..................... A person who has  fainted
 Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
 Post  Operative............ A letter carrier
 Recovery Room.......... Place to do  upholstery
 Rectum......................... Nearly killed  him
 Secretion...................... Hiding  something
 Seizure........................ Roman  emperor
 Tablet......................... A small table
 Terminal  Illness............ Getting sick at the  airport
 Tumor........................ One plus one  more
 Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out
  
 Forwarded by Mike Streeter


Blessings

Dan