REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, December 4,  2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE  COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8  PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, September 4,  2006

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with  Slide Presentation.
Meets 4  weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00  PM.

Class  2
The Toilet Paper Roll ---  Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2  hours.

Class 3
Is It  Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding  The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2  hours.

Class  4
Fundamental Differences  Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory  Graphics.
Meets Saturday at  2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class  5
After Dinner Dishes ---  Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on  Video.
Meets 4 weeks,  Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00  PM.

Class  6
Loss Of Identity ---  Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and  Support Groups.
Meets 4  Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class  7
Learning How To Find  Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
An! d Not Turning  The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum  .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2  hours.

Class  8
Health Watch --- Bringing  Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio  Tapes.
Three nights; Monday,  Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class  9
Real Men Ask For  Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday ! at 6:00 PM Location to be  determined.

Class  10
Is It Genetically  Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving  Simulations.
! 4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2  hours.

Class  11
Learning to Live ---  Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and  role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be  determined.

Class  12
How to be the Ideal  Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing  Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks,  Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00  PM.

Class  13
How to Fight Cerebral  Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates  and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies  Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2  hours.

Class  14
The Stove/Oven --- What  It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be  determined.

Upon  completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the 
survivors.

Send this to  all the guys that you think can stand the heat, 

and to all the  ladies for the best chuckle of their day!